I'm cute, trendy, and mainstream and I love it! (anti hipster)

If there is one thing I loathe it is a hipster with their greasy hair, ugly clothes, bad music, post college postulations on life, CHUCKS! (converse sneakers...ew).  I'll admit I've gone a few days without washing my hair and to tell you the truth...it looks pretty damn good, probably because my hair is so damn dry from processing (something a hipster would never do).  I'll admit I've tried a fashion trend or two for example ripped jeans, corduroy pants, hell I even had patent leather airwalks at one point, but as an adolescent that is normal.  Ok, I love music, it is my life, but the crap that hipsters listen to isn't even good!  In fact, have you ever seen one dance? AWFUL.  I've done the whole soul searching, why and who and when and how bullshit and now I'm living my life, not talking about it.  Lastly, NO ONE should ever wear chucks and I say chucks because that is what converse sneakers have been re-named by hipsters.  I recall during my skater stage in the 90s I wore a lime green old man sweater...and a superlong old lady skirt...but I'm over it.  Hipsters listen up: It's not a lifestyle it's a phase, I never see 60 year old hipsters and in another 10 years all of you will be mainstream so suck it up and stop wasting the best years of your life in ill-fitting ugly attire PLEASE! The world will thank you annoying idiots trust me...yours truly, the anti hipster :)